when all your boyfriend wants to do is play xbox with your cousin..
if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it’s probably a pussy.
Hey guys guess what I’m all big and bad cause I talk shit on Facebook
tired of fucks being fucks I mean fuck what the fuck!
that terrible moment when you get a huge whiff of dank weed and there is no dank weed to smoke. :(
let’s go get shit faced in a helicopter and kill a moose